Luckily, I really enjoy taking note of awkward moments. Today's being the presence of overly sexual music in a cafe.
Have you ever experienced trying to read while listening to "sexual healing"? I have. It's difficult, because the song is just so catchy. It's almost painful not to sing along or dance, but you can't because you're in a cafe...surrounded by people you don't know, though who most likely are also singing Marvin Gaye in their own heads and definitely tapping their feet. And then you think of the words to the song going through everyone's heads in the cafe ("I'm hot just like an oven...") and try terribly hard not to make eye contact with the older man across the table. The tension in the room is hilarious.
I suppose, following closely behind in awkwardness is the absence of music in a cafe. It's hard to win.
1 comment:
you're amazing.
way to articulate what most of us never could.
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